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> jade pretends to like trashy romance novels, but he loathes them. it's not too bad pretending he likes them for the same reason anna does, though, which is: anna thinks all the really bad sex scenes are hilarious
> klaus and galea and myyah all have some fucking wild tastes in media, leaning towards sci-fi bullshit. the more absurd it is the better. probably are all sluts for media that explores hella fucked up themes. you can tempt myyah with a cute lesbian romance though.
> as Technically God i'm allowed to say ywkon isn't as starved for lgbt media as our world is. myyah will refuse to read something if it's a straight romance, with a few exceptions.
> xenogears exists as a book in this universe. myyah adores it. citan adores it. myyah hates that citan adores it. jade hates it because citan adores it.
> further: xenogears is one of myyah's hetexceptions. granted, i make the canon here, so i can say book xenogears goes the bart/fei/elly ot3 route and no one can tell me i'm wrong, so maybe that gives it a few points in myyah's favor
> WHILE I'M HERE: she deadass changed her name to miang later because of the character in this book named miang. that's my story, i'm sticking too it.
> also Mother 3 is a book that exists in this universe because I said so, and it is Myyah's favorite book in fucking forever. "rar why does this matter?" Oh You Know
> robert jordan's wheel of time series exist becuase, like, whatever. anna and klaus have both read it (there's a line in the fic about that actually). it's exactly the kind of bullshit i can see klaus liking (reincarnation, entitled predestined heroes, and so on) and idk how anna got through it other than hyperfocus and determination. it would be up myyah's alley if it wasn't grossly straight all the time.
> ALSO HEY IT'S FUNNY IF IT'S JSUT STRAIGHT UP VANILLA WHEEL OF TIME BUT IMAGINE WHEEL OF TIME WRITTEN BY A GUY WHO LIVES IN A WORLD WHERE BLADES EXIST. WAS THE WARDER/AES SEDAI THING JUST A RIP-OFF RESONANCE BOND W/ NO BLADES OR DO YOU THINK BLADES EXIST IN THIS VERSION OF WOT. IT'S INCREDIBLE EITHER WAY I THINK!
> anna and myyah are dating but have an agreement that's just "i don't mind if you fuck galea should the opportunity present itself" "and similarly i don't mind if you fuck klaus should you get the chance" "am i allowed to fuck galea too" "yes"
> so, they've all fucked each other at least once, except klaus and myyah, because myyah's too lesbian for that
> jade hasn't fucked anyone because To Be Sad On Main: he doesn't feel like he's in a safe enough environment to pursue that. I MEAN I WASN'T GETTING THE VIBES FROM HIM THAT HE WAS INTERESTED AT ALL BUT I'M BLAMING IT ON CITAN BEFORE I MAKE ANY CALLS ABOUT JADE'S SEXUALITY BECAUSE TRAUMA'S A BITCH
> after house arrest most of the sex becomes "please i need a distraction from This Bullshit" which means it's more desperate than it is great but they all gotta cope somehow
> klaus and galea and myyah all have some fucking wild tastes in media, leaning towards sci-fi bullshit. the more absurd it is the better. probably are all sluts for media that explores hella fucked up themes. you can tempt myyah with a cute lesbian romance though.
> as Technically God i'm allowed to say ywkon isn't as starved for lgbt media as our world is. myyah will refuse to read something if it's a straight romance, with a few exceptions.
> xenogears exists as a book in this universe. myyah adores it. citan adores it. myyah hates that citan adores it. jade hates it because citan adores it.
> further: xenogears is one of myyah's hetexceptions. granted, i make the canon here, so i can say book xenogears goes the bart/fei/elly ot3 route and no one can tell me i'm wrong, so maybe that gives it a few points in myyah's favor
> WHILE I'M HERE: she deadass changed her name to miang later because of the character in this book named miang. that's my story, i'm sticking too it.
> also Mother 3 is a book that exists in this universe because I said so, and it is Myyah's favorite book in fucking forever. "rar why does this matter?" Oh You Know
> robert jordan's wheel of time series exist becuase, like, whatever. anna and klaus have both read it (there's a line in the fic about that actually). it's exactly the kind of bullshit i can see klaus liking (reincarnation, entitled predestined heroes, and so on) and idk how anna got through it other than hyperfocus and determination. it would be up myyah's alley if it wasn't grossly straight all the time.
> ALSO HEY IT'S FUNNY IF IT'S JSUT STRAIGHT UP VANILLA WHEEL OF TIME BUT IMAGINE WHEEL OF TIME WRITTEN BY A GUY WHO LIVES IN A WORLD WHERE BLADES EXIST. WAS THE WARDER/AES SEDAI THING JUST A RIP-OFF RESONANCE BOND W/ NO BLADES OR DO YOU THINK BLADES EXIST IN THIS VERSION OF WOT. IT'S INCREDIBLE EITHER WAY I THINK!
> anna and myyah are dating but have an agreement that's just "i don't mind if you fuck galea should the opportunity present itself" "and similarly i don't mind if you fuck klaus should you get the chance" "am i allowed to fuck galea too" "yes"
> so, they've all fucked each other at least once, except klaus and myyah, because myyah's too lesbian for that
> jade hasn't fucked anyone because To Be Sad On Main: he doesn't feel like he's in a safe enough environment to pursue that. I MEAN I WASN'T GETTING THE VIBES FROM HIM THAT HE WAS INTERESTED AT ALL BUT I'M BLAMING IT ON CITAN BEFORE I MAKE ANY CALLS ABOUT JADE'S SEXUALITY BECAUSE TRAUMA'S A BITCH
> after house arrest most of the sex becomes "please i need a distraction from This Bullshit" which means it's more desperate than it is great but they all gotta cope somehow
