rar "too many AUs" sneezes

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sophie: [stares]
repede: ...
[karia slides on screen]
karia: uh... miss sophie... what are you doing?
sophie: i'm talking to repede.
karia: b- but all you're doing is staring at each other!
sophie: that's not true. if you look repede in the eyes, you can understand what he wants to say.
karia: really? let's see... [stares]
repede: ...
karia: oh! repede, you think i'm cute, don't you?
[repede turns his head away]
repede: woof!
sophie: nope, that's not it.
karia: well, I can't understand him just by looking into his eyes! so, what are the two of you even talking about?
sophie: about our families
karia: families? well, what kind of family do you have, sophie?
sophie: well, asbel's my dad, and cheria's my mom. pascal is like my sister, and the captain is my grandpa.
[TL note: she uses oneechan and ojiichan, which is cute as fuck re: pascal and malik... asbel and cheria got "san"s]
sophie: and since hubert is asbel's brother, i guess that makes him my uncle...?
karia: heheh, i mean, your father's brother is *usually* your uncle, yeah,
sophie: and richard... is my older brother!
[[sophie: aniki (meaning "big bro" in like "guy i look up to and respect", often used in gangs, not blood relation brother)
karia: huh!! aniki!! not oniichan!!!!]]
karia: wow, sophie, your family is really something... [sweatdrop]
karia: so, repede's family would be yuri, right? i wonder what repede thinks of yuri?
repede: woof! [while smiling]
sophie: it's a secret
karia: huh!! what do you mean, secret!?

[scene end]