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rarsneezesthese are just the notes i took for ot3 fic ideas LMFAO it's actually hilarious nintendo made my job so fucking easy and i want to share all the reasons why my job is So Fucking Easy
> mario and bowser both invited to the festival. maybe bowser was just deciding to crash it but i can ignore that bit of canon-- NO IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS INVITED LMAO
> really really really aprpeciating how civil bowser's minions are with mario, asking after bowser (who's going to know where bowser is? his husband, i guess!) and one of hte goombas claiming to be a Big Mario Fan which. even if he plays it off as "UHH I MEAN HAHA IW ANT TO BATTLE U OFC!!!" its. mario definteily has fanboys since the engagement
> GOOMBA WAS ALSO DELIGHTED TO HAVE GOTTEN TO SEE PEACH!!! OT3 FANBOY CONFIRMED
> MARIO HEARING BOWSER TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP HURTING HIM AND RUNNING IS, A MOOD, ok bowser is telling them to leave his Minions alone, but still, either way, mario is going to help his husband goddamnit
> ((ARE THEY MARRIED OR STILL ENGAGED, IS THE QUESTION))
> olivia: what did you see? nothing terrifying i hope
mario: just my husband in need of help, so, nothing terrifying but also i'm about to go stupid
> EXCEPT HE DID JUST SEE HIS WIFE BRAINWASHED IN THIS ORIGAMI FASHION SO PERHAPS MARIO *IS* A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED.... how verbal is he right now :)
> BOWSER YOU CAN'T FLIRT WITH MARIO RIGHT NOW OH MY GODDDDDD he did just straight up say "you know i'd help you if you were stuck like this! you need me as much as i need you!!!!" and IM https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286570290655289344
> when does mario tell bowser about peach :)
> LITERALLY IF CANON DOESN'T ADDRESS IT HERE I WILL unless mario is nonverbal, which bowser absolutely notices .... :)
> https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286571460316684288 SHUT YOUR ENTIRE MOUTH BOWSER GETS TO SEE PEACH LIKE THIS TOO
> olly calling mario peach's "hero" (just say husband coward) (and also if he says husband then Which One lmao) and calling mario crisp and bowser's like "hey im crisp!!" in the bg... delightful
olly: oh good mario, peach's husband
bowser: I'M LITEARLLY RIGHT HERE AND ALSO HER HUSBAND? HELLO?
> GOD THERE WAS NO UNIQUE DIALOGUE FT THEM FRETTING ABOUT PEACH... I WAS ROBBED
> the shy guy saving bowser and leaving mario and bowser is probably one hand "GO HELP MY HUSBAND YOU ASs???" and on the other hand "MARIO DOES PROBABLY HAVE THIS TAKEN CARE OF HIMSELF"
> finding luigi's hat but no luigi.... i will MAKE my own DEPTH.... god oliva don't be so insensitive im. i know you're playing for jokes but. okay anyqay luigi is here and ok god i hate how they write luigi just a little and if i were to rewrite this game mario and luigi would travel together at LEAST for this section of the game
> AND THEN WE JUMPED AHEAD AND SKIPPED LIKE THREE SECTIONS OF THEGAME BC THEY WERE BORING (I PRESUME I DIDN'T WATCH THEM) (NO BOWSER? NO POINT!)
> i keep thinking about mario looking at the journey before him and after a "mama mia" while rubbing at his temples becuase Notto Disu Shitto Agen
> olivia: shouldn't we go this w
mario, already heading to bowser's castle: ye later
olivia: ????
mario: idk what to do about peach so i'm starting with bowser
> LITERALLY I WILL WRITE MY FIC SO THAT MARIO GOES TO HELP BOWSER FIRST AND THEN JUST USES BOWSER'S AIRSHIP TO SPEEDRUN THE REST OF THE GAME LMAO AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!
> kamek also definitely is stink-eyeing mario the same way toadsworth does... I MEAN MAYBE NOT, BUT, we'll see ((ACTUALLY NO HE SEEMS SO CHILL!!!!!! GOD KAMEK APROVES!!!! I'L CRY))
> aNWAYY JUNIOR FUCKING DIES AND MARIO DEFINITELY PANICS ABOUT THAT like jr is okay and instead of (jr voice) LET'S FIGHT / i def want (jr voice) OH THANK GOD, OTHER DAD, WE NEED TO HELP PAPA and mario's like (picking olivia up out of hte hotsprings and running) YES, ON IT
> kamek: actually we have to help jr first
jr: IM SO CRINKLED :(
mario, still holding olivia above his head so she won't get distracted by hot springs: OKIE DOKIE
> god the minions are just so friendly with mario i will die
> ...can't decide if mario pays off their debt up front or makes them continue working for it lkjsfmsflksf
> mario clapping for jr when he gets his color back... cute
> bowser just helping mario save peach...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> bowser: normally i wouldn't let you see such confidential--
mario: we're married
bowser:
> bowser letting mario man the cannon is very good and lowkey gay thanks for coming to my tedtalk
> junior's just Around during the cannon / ship fight and i want. i want him to call mario dad. when the boss shows up he's like "uhhhh good luck dad" and mario is so startled he almost beefs it. i only write the peak content
> bowser: im up here!
mario: can you stop. being difficult. for five seconds
bowser: it's my job to be difficult for you ;)
jr: PAPA OH MY GOD NOT WHERE I CAN HEAR
> kamek: [sacrificing himself]
jr: hGMAUGH? HGUH??? H?
mario: [gently picking jr up and running]
> also me looking at all of these jumps kamek and jr cant make like i want mario to pick them up and throw them and then jump after
> OH MY GOD JR DON'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF TOO
> mario and bowser simultaneously screaming junior imo
> bowesr "you have let kids take chances, he'll be fine"
mario: ye i know it's just like a bunch of goombas but hH
bowser: let's save peach
mario: YES I AM MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556926015008407563/736397776535158854/unknown.png
> luigi tags along to save peach imo OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY JOINED THE PARTY-- CAN WE UNFOLD BOWESR? CAN WE UNFOLD HIM?
> OH GOD PEACH
> "mario... bowser... i'm so happy to see you... so.... happy..." mMMM YES I WILL INTERPRET THIS AS REAL PEACH BREAKING THRU THE MIND CONTROL YES (she didn't actually say bowser's name) (she does in my heart)
> OH THEY SIDELINED LUIGI AGAIN :(
> .......anyway if we write this we need to cut away dramatically to peach struggling to break thru olly's control thANK u for yuouR TIME,
> HEY PEACH GETTING RID OF LUIGI BUT TELLING MARIO AND BOWSER TO FOLLOW HER? IM? she would never sideline luigi like that but STOP GIVING ME OT3 FODDER? HOLY SHIT?
> oh my god don't tell me mario and bowser GO ON A DATE while trying to save peach they just SIT ON A BENCH AND ENJOY TEH VEIEW LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE...... i want bowser to bully mario into taking a moment to destress actually
> peach voice "you are the blessed few to have been invited by king olly himself" peach did you just ask him nicely not to hurt your husbands
> origami castle > bowser voice "HOW DARE HE DISREPSECT MY WIFE'S CASTLE LIKE THIS?"
> oh my god bowser canoncially just "hey, don't stress, peach and your brother are still in there, let's go get 'em!" and im.... i will allow a damsel'd luigi, as a treat, WAIT HE WAS. REFERING TO OLIVIA'S BROTHER. I TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK
https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286892154447568896
> OH BOWSER GOT UNFOLDED... He was stapled.... sou ka... well now i want bowser to aks mario to unfold him sooner and mario's like "hmmmmm i am not getting that staple out without hurting you" "........fine i'll keep walking on my face" "haha now you're shorter than me" "I WILL REMOVE THE STAPLE MYSELF" "NO!!!"
> oliva: wow you're big and strong and scary
mario: hey be nice to my husband
bowser: SHE'S PAYING ME COMPLIMENTS
mario: thats true
bowser: i am going to murder her twerp brohter tho
mario: thta's fair
olivia: h
> olivia: [crying]
mario:
bowser:
mario: i got it
bowser: thank god i'm. not good at that
mario: you do fine with jr
bowser: JR STEALS ALL MY SPOONS
> LKSJDFLKJSF AND THEN BOWSER SLID IN AND HANDLE IT ANYWAY. "im big and scary and not scared of your brother and also raised jr!!! IVE GOT THIS"
https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286898935986937860
mario: see i said you could do it
bowser: SHUT
also this means i want mario like "hey bowser can you handle it i can't talk" (bowser sigh) "FINE"
> THE WAY BOWSER ASKS AFTER PEACH IM https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286900097599463424
he's just like "hey is she safe? comfortable? have something to read??? if you're going to kidnap her you can at least treat her with decency"
olly: she's a portrait now :)
bowser:
bowser: I'LL?
bowser: FUCKING KILL YOU?
> OLLY AND BOWSER REALLY 1V1 AFTER OLIVIA FOLDS BOWSER TO BE MORE POWERFUL HUH AND THEN MARIO HAS TO PLAY BACKUP, HUH!!!!!!!!!!!
> OH SHIT OLLY'S BACK AND HE JUST PUNCHED BOWSER OF THE STAGE!! MARIO IS PISSED
> OH LUIGI DRIVES IN AT THE END TO SAVE THE DAY.................... AND HE BRINGS JR AND KAMEK WITH HIM!!!
and the origami craftsman bc he's like "HEY! HE CAN HELP! HE MADE OLLY!!! HE CAN TALK OLLY OUT OF HTIS!!!" and luigi that was a galaxy brain take you've been redeemed
> olivia saves the day!! this aint about mario
> BUT IS PEACH OKAY. MARIO NEEDS TO SEE HIS FUCKING WIFE OKAY. OH THANK GOD THERE SHE IS
SHE GTETS THE SHIT HUGGED OUT OF HER
PEACH TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!!! YOU AINT GONNA HUH
anyway it's like
peach: dear god can that never happen again that's twice now
mario: [hugging the shit out of her and crying]
TBH BOWSER **AND** JR ALSO HUG HER... AND LUIGI.... LBR
peach: i'm sorry for what i did?? i think i did something. i don't remember it well
bowser: mostly you should just apologize for scaring the shit out of us
> mario and bowser both invited to the festival. maybe bowser was just deciding to crash it but i can ignore that bit of canon-- NO IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS INVITED LMAO
> really really really aprpeciating how civil bowser's minions are with mario, asking after bowser (who's going to know where bowser is? his husband, i guess!) and one of hte goombas claiming to be a Big Mario Fan which. even if he plays it off as "UHH I MEAN HAHA IW ANT TO BATTLE U OFC!!!" its. mario definteily has fanboys since the engagement
> GOOMBA WAS ALSO DELIGHTED TO HAVE GOTTEN TO SEE PEACH!!! OT3 FANBOY CONFIRMED
> MARIO HEARING BOWSER TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP HURTING HIM AND RUNNING IS, A MOOD, ok bowser is telling them to leave his Minions alone, but still, either way, mario is going to help his husband goddamnit
> ((ARE THEY MARRIED OR STILL ENGAGED, IS THE QUESTION))
> olivia: what did you see? nothing terrifying i hope
mario: just my husband in need of help, so, nothing terrifying but also i'm about to go stupid
> EXCEPT HE DID JUST SEE HIS WIFE BRAINWASHED IN THIS ORIGAMI FASHION SO PERHAPS MARIO *IS* A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED.... how verbal is he right now :)
> BOWSER YOU CAN'T FLIRT WITH MARIO RIGHT NOW OH MY GODDDDDD he did just straight up say "you know i'd help you if you were stuck like this! you need me as much as i need you!!!!" and IM https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286570290655289344
> when does mario tell bowser about peach :)
> LITERALLY IF CANON DOESN'T ADDRESS IT HERE I WILL unless mario is nonverbal, which bowser absolutely notices .... :)
> https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286571460316684288 SHUT YOUR ENTIRE MOUTH BOWSER GETS TO SEE PEACH LIKE THIS TOO
> olly calling mario peach's "hero" (just say husband coward) (and also if he says husband then Which One lmao) and calling mario crisp and bowser's like "hey im crisp!!" in the bg... delightful
olly: oh good mario, peach's husband
bowser: I'M LITEARLLY RIGHT HERE AND ALSO HER HUSBAND? HELLO?
> GOD THERE WAS NO UNIQUE DIALOGUE FT THEM FRETTING ABOUT PEACH... I WAS ROBBED
> the shy guy saving bowser and leaving mario and bowser is probably one hand "GO HELP MY HUSBAND YOU ASs???" and on the other hand "MARIO DOES PROBABLY HAVE THIS TAKEN CARE OF HIMSELF"
> finding luigi's hat but no luigi.... i will MAKE my own DEPTH.... god oliva don't be so insensitive im. i know you're playing for jokes but. okay anyqay luigi is here and ok god i hate how they write luigi just a little and if i were to rewrite this game mario and luigi would travel together at LEAST for this section of the game
> AND THEN WE JUMPED AHEAD AND SKIPPED LIKE THREE SECTIONS OF THEGAME BC THEY WERE BORING (I PRESUME I DIDN'T WATCH THEM) (NO BOWSER? NO POINT!)
> i keep thinking about mario looking at the journey before him and after a "mama mia" while rubbing at his temples becuase Notto Disu Shitto Agen
> olivia: shouldn't we go this w
mario, already heading to bowser's castle: ye later
olivia: ????
mario: idk what to do about peach so i'm starting with bowser
> LITERALLY I WILL WRITE MY FIC SO THAT MARIO GOES TO HELP BOWSER FIRST AND THEN JUST USES BOWSER'S AIRSHIP TO SPEEDRUN THE REST OF THE GAME LMAO AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!
> kamek also definitely is stink-eyeing mario the same way toadsworth does... I MEAN MAYBE NOT, BUT, we'll see ((ACTUALLY NO HE SEEMS SO CHILL!!!!!! GOD KAMEK APROVES!!!! I'L CRY))
> aNWAYY JUNIOR FUCKING DIES AND MARIO DEFINITELY PANICS ABOUT THAT like jr is okay and instead of (jr voice) LET'S FIGHT / i def want (jr voice) OH THANK GOD, OTHER DAD, WE NEED TO HELP PAPA and mario's like (picking olivia up out of hte hotsprings and running) YES, ON IT
> kamek: actually we have to help jr first
jr: IM SO CRINKLED :(
mario, still holding olivia above his head so she won't get distracted by hot springs: OKIE DOKIE
> god the minions are just so friendly with mario i will die
> ...can't decide if mario pays off their debt up front or makes them continue working for it lkjsfmsflksf
> mario clapping for jr when he gets his color back... cute
> bowser just helping mario save peach...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> bowser: normally i wouldn't let you see such confidential--
mario: we're married
bowser:
> bowser letting mario man the cannon is very good and lowkey gay thanks for coming to my tedtalk
> junior's just Around during the cannon / ship fight and i want. i want him to call mario dad. when the boss shows up he's like "uhhhh good luck dad" and mario is so startled he almost beefs it. i only write the peak content
> bowser: im up here!
mario: can you stop. being difficult. for five seconds
bowser: it's my job to be difficult for you ;)
jr: PAPA OH MY GOD NOT WHERE I CAN HEAR
> kamek: [sacrificing himself]
jr: hGMAUGH? HGUH??? H?
mario: [gently picking jr up and running]
> also me looking at all of these jumps kamek and jr cant make like i want mario to pick them up and throw them and then jump after
> OH MY GOD JR DON'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF TOO
> mario and bowser simultaneously screaming junior imo
> bowesr "you have let kids take chances, he'll be fine"
mario: ye i know it's just like a bunch of goombas but hH
bowser: let's save peach
mario: YES I AM MORE WORRIED ABOUT THAT
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556926015008407563/736397776535158854/unknown.png
> luigi tags along to save peach imo OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY JOINED THE PARTY-- CAN WE UNFOLD BOWESR? CAN WE UNFOLD HIM?
> OH GOD PEACH
> "mario... bowser... i'm so happy to see you... so.... happy..." mMMM YES I WILL INTERPRET THIS AS REAL PEACH BREAKING THRU THE MIND CONTROL YES (she didn't actually say bowser's name) (she does in my heart)
> OH THEY SIDELINED LUIGI AGAIN :(
> .......anyway if we write this we need to cut away dramatically to peach struggling to break thru olly's control thANK u for yuouR TIME,
> HEY PEACH GETTING RID OF LUIGI BUT TELLING MARIO AND BOWSER TO FOLLOW HER? IM? she would never sideline luigi like that but STOP GIVING ME OT3 FODDER? HOLY SHIT?
> oh my god don't tell me mario and bowser GO ON A DATE while trying to save peach they just SIT ON A BENCH AND ENJOY TEH VEIEW LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE...... i want bowser to bully mario into taking a moment to destress actually
> peach voice "you are the blessed few to have been invited by king olly himself" peach did you just ask him nicely not to hurt your husbands
> origami castle > bowser voice "HOW DARE HE DISREPSECT MY WIFE'S CASTLE LIKE THIS?"
> oh my god bowser canoncially just "hey, don't stress, peach and your brother are still in there, let's go get 'em!" and im.... i will allow a damsel'd luigi, as a treat, WAIT HE WAS. REFERING TO OLIVIA'S BROTHER. I TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK
https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286892154447568896
> OH BOWSER GOT UNFOLDED... He was stapled.... sou ka... well now i want bowser to aks mario to unfold him sooner and mario's like "hmmmmm i am not getting that staple out without hurting you" "........fine i'll keep walking on my face" "haha now you're shorter than me" "I WILL REMOVE THE STAPLE MYSELF" "NO!!!"
> oliva: wow you're big and strong and scary
mario: hey be nice to my husband
bowser: SHE'S PAYING ME COMPLIMENTS
mario: thats true
bowser: i am going to murder her twerp brohter tho
mario: thta's fair
olivia: h
> olivia: [crying]
mario:
bowser:
mario: i got it
bowser: thank god i'm. not good at that
mario: you do fine with jr
bowser: JR STEALS ALL MY SPOONS
> LKSJDFLKJSF AND THEN BOWSER SLID IN AND HANDLE IT ANYWAY. "im big and scary and not scared of your brother and also raised jr!!! IVE GOT THIS"
https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286898935986937860
mario: see i said you could do it
bowser: SHUT
also this means i want mario like "hey bowser can you handle it i can't talk" (bowser sigh) "FINE"
> THE WAY BOWSER ASKS AFTER PEACH IM https://twitter.com/rarsneezes/status/1286900097599463424
he's just like "hey is she safe? comfortable? have something to read??? if you're going to kidnap her you can at least treat her with decency"
olly: she's a portrait now :)
bowser:
bowser: I'LL?
bowser: FUCKING KILL YOU?
> OLLY AND BOWSER REALLY 1V1 AFTER OLIVIA FOLDS BOWSER TO BE MORE POWERFUL HUH AND THEN MARIO HAS TO PLAY BACKUP, HUH!!!!!!!!!!!
> OH SHIT OLLY'S BACK AND HE JUST PUNCHED BOWSER OF THE STAGE!! MARIO IS PISSED
> OH LUIGI DRIVES IN AT THE END TO SAVE THE DAY.................... AND HE BRINGS JR AND KAMEK WITH HIM!!!
and the origami craftsman bc he's like "HEY! HE CAN HELP! HE MADE OLLY!!! HE CAN TALK OLLY OUT OF HTIS!!!" and luigi that was a galaxy brain take you've been redeemed
> olivia saves the day!! this aint about mario
> BUT IS PEACH OKAY. MARIO NEEDS TO SEE HIS FUCKING WIFE OKAY. OH THANK GOD THERE SHE IS
SHE GTETS THE SHIT HUGGED OUT OF HER
PEACH TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!!! YOU AINT GONNA HUH
anyway it's like
peach: dear god can that never happen again that's twice now
mario: [hugging the shit out of her and crying]
TBH BOWSER **AND** JR ALSO HUG HER... AND LUIGI.... LBR
peach: i'm sorry for what i did?? i think i did something. i don't remember it well
bowser: mostly you should just apologize for scaring the shit out of us
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