[personal profile] rarsneezes
i wanted......... it to exist not just as an image for screenreaders i guess lol





>got my brother's spare key becuase we live a walking distance away
>we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home
>he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of the day every day
>always hated how irregular my habits are

>decide to be a shithead for no reason

>get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping
>toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag
>wait until it's time for brother's walk

>take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys
>know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast
>toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast

>escape once they're done
>make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing

>make it home, start gaming
>25 minutes later I get a text

"I don't know how or why you've done this but I will fucking end you."


 
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