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rarsneezes"rar how was it like ten years after kranna met before lloyd happened," a ywkon question no one is asking, but let me break it down for you anyway.
it takes them about five years to even start dating after the first time they meet, for starters. I know that seems like a long time, but
>its probably a year after the first meeting before kratos starts visiting Regularlykratos doesnt Live with anna, he doesnt live in her town, he doesnt see her every day. he bounces back and forth between anna and mithos in intervals of about a month at each place, which means they take a little longer to get closer
>anna's caught in an rsd spiral that keeps her from making the first move, let alone even Consider it until she's Absolutely Sure about it. past relationship starts between them are often "(anna voice) oh, this might be fun" but 25's anna deadass puts it off until how much she loves kratos is consuming her every waking thought LMAO.
so yeah it takes them at least two years to get to each other enough to consider the Dating Thing, which is then delayed because kratos doesnt know what hes doing and anna's drowning in rsd, and--
we cant forget that the trajectory of them is kind of slow, anyway, because kratos has to learn that he can trust This Human, which is not at all something that happens overnight, CLEARLY
so it's about max 4 years after they first meet that they start dating
and - I dont think it takes them anywhere close to years before they start having sex, like. it might take A Single Year (remember, kratos is still regularly traveling between anna's and mithos', so he only sees anna every other month which also absolutely slows the progression of their relationship) because anna's a little bit "idk i want kratos to bring it up first?" but there's also no way that delays her more than a few months so it's PRETTY SAFE to assume that by six months after they start dating they've started having sex
now the question is "wait okay they really manage to fuck regularly-- like REALLY regularly without birth control or anything because they assume they arent biologically compatible enough to have kids so it's not a thing they have to prevent-- for five years and no kid???"
first of all it might not be five years, like, yes they've known each other for About Ten Years before lloyd is born but it's not exactly ten yeras, it's probably more like seven or eight
second of all anna blade eater'd herself and this slowed down her body clock so that she's actually only capable of concieving for like. a month. every two years. (her periods are SO irregular and SO far apart - you know, by years - that she keeps forgetting they're even a thing she has and she gets SO MAD when one shows up again especially bc it's not like every other march or some shit, no it's like two years and a handful of months a part, so--) ANYWAY all this to say this means not only is it possible for them to have been fucking regularly for two years without having to worry about kids, but it's ALSO possible that the month where anna's capable of concieving was a month where kratos just wasn't around meaning they could have missed the chance for kids LIKE, INDEFINITELY,
so yeah that's how it's so fucking long into their relationship that they have lloyd. they weren't putting kids off (THEY DIDN'T THINK KIDS WERE A THING THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FOR THEM) they just kept fucking missing it because anna's body clock got fucky when she blade eater'd
incredible, i think about this constantly,
it takes them about five years to even start dating after the first time they meet, for starters. I know that seems like a long time, but
>its probably a year after the first meeting before kratos starts visiting Regularlykratos doesnt Live with anna, he doesnt live in her town, he doesnt see her every day. he bounces back and forth between anna and mithos in intervals of about a month at each place, which means they take a little longer to get closer
>anna's caught in an rsd spiral that keeps her from making the first move, let alone even Consider it until she's Absolutely Sure about it. past relationship starts between them are often "(anna voice) oh, this might be fun" but 25's anna deadass puts it off until how much she loves kratos is consuming her every waking thought LMAO.
so yeah it takes them at least two years to get to each other enough to consider the Dating Thing, which is then delayed because kratos doesnt know what hes doing and anna's drowning in rsd, and--
we cant forget that the trajectory of them is kind of slow, anyway, because kratos has to learn that he can trust This Human, which is not at all something that happens overnight, CLEARLY
so it's about max 4 years after they first meet that they start dating
and - I dont think it takes them anywhere close to years before they start having sex, like. it might take A Single Year (remember, kratos is still regularly traveling between anna's and mithos', so he only sees anna every other month which also absolutely slows the progression of their relationship) because anna's a little bit "idk i want kratos to bring it up first?" but there's also no way that delays her more than a few months so it's PRETTY SAFE to assume that by six months after they start dating they've started having sex
now the question is "wait okay they really manage to fuck regularly-- like REALLY regularly without birth control or anything because they assume they arent biologically compatible enough to have kids so it's not a thing they have to prevent-- for five years and no kid???"
first of all it might not be five years, like, yes they've known each other for About Ten Years before lloyd is born but it's not exactly ten yeras, it's probably more like seven or eight
second of all anna blade eater'd herself and this slowed down her body clock so that she's actually only capable of concieving for like. a month. every two years. (her periods are SO irregular and SO far apart - you know, by years - that she keeps forgetting they're even a thing she has and she gets SO MAD when one shows up again especially bc it's not like every other march or some shit, no it's like two years and a handful of months a part, so--) ANYWAY all this to say this means not only is it possible for them to have been fucking regularly for two years without having to worry about kids, but it's ALSO possible that the month where anna's capable of concieving was a month where kratos just wasn't around meaning they could have missed the chance for kids LIKE, INDEFINITELY,
so yeah that's how it's so fucking long into their relationship that they have lloyd. they weren't putting kids off (THEY DIDN'T THINK KIDS WERE A THING THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FOR THEM) they just kept fucking missing it because anna's body clock got fucky when she blade eater'd
incredible, i think about this constantly,
