rar "too many AUs" sneezes

before you get worried please note quest 4 does not have a cutscene

in fact neither does quest 7 or 9, (it's becasue there's usually 10ish cutscenes per event, and the raid takes 2 cutscenes,) SO before you get worried about numbers missing, that's intentional

also jade fucking curtiss owes me reparations for all the kanji i had to look up while he was giving me a goddamn lecture about fonon chemistry, asshole

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jade and dist are hilarious but also ahaaha oh god, fear

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here's my translation of Yuan skit titled "Soul Caliber", i skipped a few bits but i promise 90% accuracy


sophie: hey yuan, you've read soul caliber too, right?
yuan: i. what. what's that
richard: it's a young adault novel. hubert's really into it
sophie: he says it gives him ideas on how to fight. and since you and hubert have the same kind of weapon, i thought you'd probably read the book too, huh yuan
yuan: i have not and i have no interest in...
sophie: really? but doesn't it sound interesting?
yuan: well, i'm an adult. so i have no interest in reading something for kids
richard: hey just becuase you're an adult doesn't mean you're too old for everything. you could always try reading it just once
sophie: we've got a library in our hideout! yuan, we can read it together
yuan: i literally just said i have no interest in things for kids
martel: hey, yuan! do you have a moment? i just found this incredible book, it's really interesting--
yuan: martel!? wait, what are you holding...
martel: heheh, just this book called soul caliber. it's about friendship and laughter and it's even got some interesting battle tips--
martel: there's even a character in here who uses the same weapon you do, yuan! he's so cool
martel: i thought SURELY you'd love it too, yuan. so why don't you give it a read?
yuan: ...........
sophie and richard: .......
yuna: sure! fine! if martel's recommending it!
richard: you really are just like hubert.

buckle up folks, this one's A DOOZY

disclaimer: i speak japanese but i'm bbbbad at kanji and didn't have anyone doublecheck so this is mostly paraphrased and might be wrong but i promise at least 70% accuracy and note lines i'm REALLY unsure about

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